The Bottle Tree — Porch Radio Heavyweight Tee
Black / S
$34.99 USD
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Turn the dial slow and the static starts talking — Granny, Grandpa, and Unk coming through an old box on the porch, telling it like it was told to them. The station is the story. Tune in and sit a spell.
Printed on a heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee — thick, soft, and built to last.
The Bottle Tree — Porch Radio Heavyweight Tee
$34.99 USD
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Garment details: Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee — 6.1 oz/yd² 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel. Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk. Graphic printed on the front.
Size Chart
Garment measurements in inches with the item laid flat. Chest width is measured across the chest below the armholes. Compare with a garment you own for the best fit.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 27.75 |
| Body Length | 26.63 | 28 | 29.38 | 30.75 | 31.63 | 32.5 |
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